Unconventional Relationship Seeker Prints

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Pyjama party

Romance of Radio Astronomy

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Romantic Coffee Dates

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

"What do women really want?

"It suddenly occurred to Colin that his online dating relationship may not have been with a human being. . ."

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

Fear of commitment.

'Can I tell you something personal about myself, Linda? Getting too personal makes me uneasy.'

'Ryan, the idea is to eat food of each other's body, not our own.'

"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."

Wedding nose ring

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

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"I needed someone in my life who would love me unconditionally, so I got a dog."

Computer Dating