Unconventional Medicine Pillows

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The New Age Dentist.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 chocolate truffles in the evening should cure your broken heart.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'