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'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Acupuncture clinic

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 chocolate truffles in the evening should cure your broken heart.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'