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They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I beg to differ."

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 chocolate truffles in the evening should cure your broken heart.'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

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