Unconventional Livers Gifts

'Perhaps he's right - maybe it will make a great summer house.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Route 666.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Spaghetto

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

The Browntail Craptor

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

The Grim Raker

"I'm looking for justice."

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

"Your husband isn't responding to the normal treatment, Mrs Exley, but he is responding to the abnormal treatment."

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.

Walking the Fish

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

"Waiter! Two cognacs and one new liver please."

Brown Water Rafting.

Gun Crime.