Unconventional Footwear Pillows

A bunny watches TV while wearing slippers shaped like a human head.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Shoe addict.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Some walk, huh?"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Zombie Christmas

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Mischievous Pets

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Trying on boots

Monster slippers.

"I have a personal trainer."

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"