Unconventional Footwear Pillows

A bunny watches TV while wearing slippers shaped like a human head.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Shoe addict.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Bigfoot"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Vivienne Westwood

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Some walk, huh?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Mischievous Pets

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Monster slippers.

Trying on boots

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Zombie Christmas

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"I have a personal trainer."