Safety Footwear Pillows

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

"Bigfoot"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Cricket Accidents.

Robot Jogger

"I stand corrected."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

We stock ALL sizes...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I tried it at home...'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.