Safety Footwear Pillows

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Cricket Accidents.

"I stand corrected."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

It bag and no knickers!