Unconventional Caroler Pillows

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The Hammer

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Champagne at the hunt

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Carols

Christmas-Plex

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