Hip Caroler Pillows

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Theatrical Christmas.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Coventry Carol

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Ding dong merrily on us!

Mom on the First Day of School.

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Christmas-Plex

Carols

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Carol Singers

Singing

"Jingle, what are you doing?"

Choir

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'