Caroler Pillows

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Bling Crosby.

Theatrical Christmas.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Coventry Carol

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

The Labour Question.

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Ding dong merrily on us!

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Mom on the First Day of School.

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Christmas-Plex

Carols

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Carol Singers

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

'I must confess that before you informed me of the invaluable work you do for this company, I didn't actually know you existed.'

Singing