Caroler Pillows

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Theatrical Christmas.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Coventry Carol

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

The Labour Question.

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Mom on the First Day of School.

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Christmas-Plex

Ding dong merrily on us!

Carols

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

"Jingle, what are you doing?"

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Carol Singers

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

Choir