Uncle Who Loves Livestock Mugs

Farmer and the Loove Dog!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Sick Rancher Humor

Cheesie Rider

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Pork bellies are up...'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."