Un Inspector T-Shirts

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Fire door.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I'm going in."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

Food inspection results

Air Pollution Threat

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

307 days without an accident.

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor