Un Inspector Mugs

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Fire door.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I'm going in."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Food inspection results

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

Air Pollution Threat

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

307 days without an accident.