Government Inspector Mugs

"The government inspectors are very good. They'll notice."

"You'd better get your scales fixed or I'm calling Weights and Measures!"

'. . . And I have a halfwit who does 90% of the all the other work on the premises and he works 65 hours a week for which he gets paid £130 plus a bottle of whisky at the weekend.'

"The government inspectors are very good. They'll notice."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Police Statetion

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Legalish

Bush farewell.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.