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"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Currently Boston

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Formula.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'...Or not.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Candle Size

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

And that's why I'm still single!

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'