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Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

I love my Uke.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"The time had come for him to be released from the burden of living dreams other than his own."

Hawaiian Turnaround

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Double Saxophone

Modern Life Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Luthier

Cool hand... Uke

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Ukulelean abduction

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

More Arts Council cuts...

Robert Johnson

Elephant blues

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Occupational Hazards.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart