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'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

LONE STAR bar & grill: 'Hey! There ain't nothin' on this jukebox but songs about Texas!' 'You got a problem with that, podner?'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Cossack dancers

"The Just Me Band"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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Modern Life Blues

Crash Test Dummy Blues

I love my Uke.

Cockerel sings the blues...

The Echoes at Killarney

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

I love Marimba

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Robert Johnson

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Bassoon practice.

"Romance"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Elephant blues

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Pastoral Choirs

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."