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More Arts Council cuts...

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Piano Keyboard

Quartet.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

B.B. King

Sir Edward Elgar

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

I love my Uke.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

Lute

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Ukulelean abduction

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Johannes Brahms

Camille Saint-Saens

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

Social Media Blues

Mozart Clarinet

I love Clarinet

Aleksandr Glazunov

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

Musician

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.