Uk Politics Humorist Pillows

"No, Boris Johnson is not under there."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Uncle Donnie

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

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John F. Kennedy

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'