Uk Observer Gifts

UK Economy April

Flags

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Police Statetion

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Greek Crisis

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Domestic Spying Drones

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Brexit 2016

The world of surveillance.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Brexit Tortoise

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"We used to be cooler."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge