Uf-omni Fan Pillows

'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Zombie pet tricks.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Ta Da!...

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Archaeologists discover a football

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'