Uf-omni Fan Pillows

'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Uptight End"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Zombie pet tricks.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Ta Da!...

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Archaeologists discover a football

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Lucky Guess."