Udderly Unique Pillows

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I gotta be me!"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Underweird bras."

Cow writer.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Flower tribute

Who are you?

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

'MILK ME!'

Cow Piercing.

Cheese maker

Don't get wet.

Bar Code Cows.

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

'I'm no longer a skinhead, but I still love the boots.'

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

Line of Ostriches

"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"