Udderly Divine Humor Lover Pillows

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Night-time halo

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"OMG, LOL!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The Reason for Storms

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

Angel Swing

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"That's my boy!"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'