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"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"OMG, LOL!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

God passing the time.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The Reason for Storms

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The Assumption of Mary

Angel Swing

"That's my boy!"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'