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Pit stop.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Touring Cyclist

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

He did love tinkering on his cars.

Granny Wear

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"You spoil that Hamster."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Psychic car mechanics.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'