Tyrant Tales Prints

'What clan do you belong to?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

Scotsman in the bath...

Highland Piper.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

The Scottish Lawn

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"No screen time means more scream time."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Executive fitness.

Scottish Love

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I have nothing to hide."

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? - You're kidding, right?'

Scottish Birthday

'Don't change the channel.'

"You're sitting in my place!"

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Pete had found his home planet.

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

Tannery.

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'