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'Back off, you're not my type.'

"States of tofu"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

Italica

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Very good and to the point.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Guy Fieri

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Big Burgers.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Damn these super powers!"

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"