Two-wheeled Rodeo Gifts

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

Food deliverer's baby.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Boy on a bike

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Biker and Cyclist.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"USA map"

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Man on bike

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Bicycle helmet for two.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'