Two-mouse Tale Fan T-Shirts

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Thomas Hardy

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Count and Figaro

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

Mouse with Christmas Cake

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.