Two-mouse Tale Fan T-Shirts

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

Count and Figaro

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

"I—I miss my frog wife."

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

Mouse with Christmas Cake

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.