Twist Of Fate Fan Gifts

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"I see you on a beach..."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'That's revolutionary.'

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'...It doesn't look good for us guys'

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.'

'Well, you're the psychic. Why don't you tell me if I'm going to give you any money?'

'You're going to meet a tall, dark stranger.'

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"