Twin Whisperer T-Shirts

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Children's education

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."