Twin Whisperer T-Shirts

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Children's education

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"What are you in for?"