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"Hey—no cheating!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Frederic Chopin

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"We have the exact same taste."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

'Take me to you lieder.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Edvard Grieg

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Serenading

Angel Music

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'My love is like a red red rose...'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Ugh Not Again!'