Twin Juggler Pillows

"And I thought changing the twins was going to be difficult!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Save us!'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Baby On Boardroom

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Medieval headlines.

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."