Twin Exploits Observer T-Shirts

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Joined at the hipster.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Scientist seen on loch.

"Inactivists"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Paper Boy

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'This is a no rise office.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

Twins

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'How can you be so cheap?'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...