Twin Detective Pillows

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

A boy acting suspiciously

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Customer Convention

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'All right people...it's come to my attention that someone in this company isn't a team player.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Who stole my candy?

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

The Bargain Brand

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Black Friday

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'