Twin Detective Prints

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

A boy acting suspiciously

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Customer Convention

'All right people...it's come to my attention that someone in this company isn't a team player.'

Who stole my candy?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Black Friday

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.