Twin Caregiver Pillows

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Foster failure

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Tilly Slowboy

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Separation Anxiety

Old woman with trolley full of medication.