Twickenham Fan Gifts

Thinking about Rugby

Bowled over again!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Why have you come over here?"

When John Isner got home

A Migrating Chicken

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Pizza Shard

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

Battery Chicken.

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Go Britain!

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

I don't know much about Tennis...