Twickenham Fan Gifts

Thinking about Rugby

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

Pizza Shard

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

When John Isner got home

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

Battery Chicken.

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Go Britain!

I don't know much about Tennis...

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

"And you can quote me on that."