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The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

The twittering president.

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"How about putting that in a tweet?"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"