Tweetstorm Enthusiast Mugs

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

Bird Tweet.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

My Fair Lady Twitter

Tweet

The twittering president.

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

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This isn't a fortune in the cookie, it's a tweet!

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"