Tweet Responders T-Shirts

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I only told a few friends."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

The twittering president.