Tweet Responders Gifts

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

Bird Tweet.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"I only told a few friends."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Ornithologist

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Not Proud To Be An American

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

My Fair Lady Twitter