Tweet Reader Mugs

'Please, mom, can't you read me one more bedtime tweet?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Ornithologist

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Archive for Presidential Tweets

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

My Fair Lady Twitter