Tweet Watcher Mugs

"Simon!!! What on earth have you tweeted this time!?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Ornithologist

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Archive for Presidential Tweets

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'