"Simon!!! What on earth have you tweeted this time!?"
Tweet Watcher Mugs
Kickstart your tweet watcher’s day with a mug that’s as witty and alert as their social media habits. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs make a fun addition to their daily routine.
Bird Tweet.
'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'
"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"
tRUMp, Pirate President
"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"
'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'
'Your tweets have quite a following.'
"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."
"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."
Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff
'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'
"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."
"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."
Ornithologist
"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."
'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'
"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."
"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"
Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!
'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'
'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'
"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."
"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."
"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"
"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."
"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"
If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...
Archive for Presidential Tweets
Tweet
"Global stocks shot up on news Trump has 'Twitter-block!'"
'I told you not to live-tweet this.'
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'
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