Tweet Heart Pillows

'Thanks for tweeting that I'm a great teacher, Julia! But you shouldn't be doing that in class!. . . but don't delete it!'

The Proust of Twitter

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Tweet

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

My Fair Lady Twitter

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

The twittering president.

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.