Tweet Heart Pillows

'Thanks for tweeting that I'm a great teacher, Julia! But you shouldn't be doing that in class!. . . but don't delete it!'

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

The twittering president.

"How about putting that in a tweet?"