Tweed Jacket Fan Pillows

Cat with tenure.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

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Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Sandy Floss

Birds on the wing

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Trash-talkin' artists

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

French man holding a dish.

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

Succeed.

Knight Vision

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'You keep out of this!'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

The Joust