Tv Yeller Pillows

"You know, I never really thought to ask - I just assumed he knows they can't hear him."

...and now for the news in briefs...

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Two reporters interview each other.

Cornucopia Horns.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

The Modern Tourist

Olympics.

'He cries when the News is sad!'

Journalist.

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"I think he looks very anchorly today."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"This Just In."

Filling up with Deersil.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

"You majored in journalism with a minor in voyeruism. You're perfect for us!"

Welcome to 'The Really Cheap Gourmet.' First, go next door and borrow a lobster...

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

Religious TV

Man with faulty remote control

Cattleman hotel: 'Thank you for NOT yodeling.'

"So what kind of impact do you think TV has had on society?"