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"You know, I never really thought to ask - I just assumed he knows they can't hear him."

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

...and now for the news in briefs...

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Two reporters interview each other.

Cornucopia Horns.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Cable company. . . ? I want to know why my television picture is totally upside down all the time!!"

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

The Modern Tourist

Journalist.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'He cries when the News is sad!'

Olympics.

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"I think he looks very anchorly today."

"This Just In."

Filling up with Deersil.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Welcome to 'The Really Cheap Gourmet.' First, go next door and borrow a lobster...

"You majored in journalism with a minor in voyeruism. You're perfect for us!"

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

Lloyd Robertson stays on...

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

Religious TV

Cattleman hotel: 'Thank you for NOT yodeling.'

Man with faulty remote control