Yacht Yelper Pillows

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Directions to the Bar.