Yachts Pillows

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

THE BATTLE OF THE BILGE...My yacht's bigger than your yacht

'I bought her off eBay,dad. By the way, don't be surprised if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'