Acquiring A Yacht Pillows

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Now cut that out!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

I'd rather be at the office.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

Ecstatic caravan

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"We're luckier than most people..."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'