Yacht Yelper Prints

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

The Imperfect Storm

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Directions to the Bar.